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tastefullyoffensive:

lobotomyfail: The anatomy of a Chihuahua.

tastefullyoffensive:

lobotomyfailThe anatomy of a Chihuahua.

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

o-dyssea:

oh lord

o-dyssea:

oh lord

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

kyary:

would you like to buy some turnips

kyary:

would you like to buy some turnips

overhumor:

well dont just stand there get my fucking drink

overhumor:

well dont just stand there get my fucking drink